Funny Star Quotes of the week

"My daughter said that if I didn’t say 'hi' to you, I’d be in big trouble, so, 'hi' from my daughter."
– This year's winner of the People's Choice Awards for favorite movie actor Johnny Depp, to his award presenter Taylor Swift

"When you're a fat girl in Hollywood, it's not fun."
– Kelly Osbourne, who has since slimmed down to a size 2,

"You've had an overdose of me. I think I'm going to go away for a while."
– 2010's Woman of the Year Betty White

 "My thing is getting ahead [of myself] and worrying about stuff. She's only 3-weeks-old, right?! People are like, 'Where is she going to college?' I didn't even know she wanted to go to college!"
– First-time dad Vince Vaughn, already having anxiety about his newborn, Locklyn 

"Her child will probably need therapy after seeing Black Swan."
– Jake Gyllenhaal, teasing his pal and mom-to-be Natalie Portman, at the Palm Springs International Film Festival